work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
Better than the official version
"Une Femme Est Une Femme" from Lula Magazine, Issue 19.
neon gods: for the new gods that surround us, the thumping beat in your throat, the lights flickering, and the alcohol flowing through your skin.
Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete
like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”
"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"
"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"
"tell us about the culture on your planet!"
"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"
"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"
"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"
Same. I’m just here for Evans and Mackie tbh
mte. I keep seeing sebstan’s face on my dash and i don’t fucking understand the hype.
saaaame. actually his face kind of annoys me, much like any other yt dude
his face doesnt annoy me.
looks so bland.
his acting is okay tho.